Conceptual Outdoorsman Gifts

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

Bears catching fish

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Spring Training

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bears

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Been waiting long?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Winter Weather.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Baby squirrel & Berries