Conceptual Outdoorsman Pillows

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Giraffe Umbrella

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Spring Training

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Bears

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Been waiting long?'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Winter Weather.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"