Modern Woodsman Gifts

"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Lovely dovetail."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"Let's scoot."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Whittlers Mother

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.