"Today, son, you are a man."
Woodsman At Heart Gifts
Looking for a gift for the woodsman at heart? Discover a collection of products that blend rustic charm with playful wit, perfect for someone who loves woodworking, nature, and the great outdoors. From cozy pillows to stylish t-shirts, find something that captures their rugged spirit and appreciation for nature’s beauty. These thoughtful gifts make it easy to show your love and admiration for the true outdoorsman, whether they’re out chopping wood or enjoying a quiet moment in the woods.
"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."
Monkey-artist
"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
D.I.Y
Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.
'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'
"Let's see now - have we got everything?"
"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."
"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."
Loggerheads
Lumberjack's Epic Fail
If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?
'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'
Lumberjack's Dog
"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"
DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."
Cutting the tree too early?
A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.
Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'
"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"
"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."
'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'
Be careful around Sven. He lets the chops fall where they may!
"Where did you learn to chop trees?"
"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"
"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"
Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark
'Yuck Mum, this wood is way too dry!'
'All right, Pal, gimme all the money or I'll open up this biefcase!'
"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."
'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'
Paul's Bunions
'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'
"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."
Woodsman At Heart Gifts Collection
Woodsman At Heart Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for outdoors lovers and woodsmen at heart. Find a design that’s as rugged and warm as their love for the woods.
Woodsman At Heart Pillows
Add a cozy woodland vibe to any room with our pillows designed for the nature enthusiast. Perfect for cabins or outdoor-inspired décor.
Woodsman At Heart Prints
Bring the outdoors inside with our nature-inspired prints. Ideal for decorating a rustic home or cabin, celebrating the woodsman's love for nature.
Woodsman At Heart T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts that speak to the woodsman at heart. Comfortable, witty, and full of rustic charm—ideal for outdoor adventures or casual wear.