Woodsman Activities Gifts

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Lovely dovetail."

Belief and Trust.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Nick Offerman

"Most projects require three hands."

Whittlers Mother

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Naked Furniture

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"Bob's a tool belt."