Weekend Woodsman Gifts

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Culture Saturday

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.