Weekend Woodsman T-Shirts

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Culture Saturday

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"Have a good weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."