Weekend Weeder Gifts

Garden Weasel.

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Culture Saturday

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Friday

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"