Weekend Walker Gifts

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A DIY disaster.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"Don't even think about it."

Heading off with a packed bag

The High Line at Giza

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"