Weekend Explorer Gifts

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Travellers

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

Magestically Marble Hill

Glastonbury. After.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

I could have danced all night!

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'T.M.I.F.'

Fly Football

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Culture Saturday

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Butterflies

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Friday

The Golfing Accident

"Trail mix?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'