Weekend Explorer Gifts

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Travellers

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

Magestically Marble Hill

Glastonbury. After.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

I could have danced all night!

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Culture Saturday

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'