The Weekend Wanderer Gifts

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

Culture Saturday

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Friday

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Circus Act

Getting through the week.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Have a good weekend!"

Non-Jet Lag.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Walk of Shame