The Weekend Wanderer Pillows

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Culture Saturday

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Friday

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Circus Act

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Non-Jet Lag.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."