Weekend Traveler Pillows

"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Culture Saturday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Heading off with a packed bag

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Have a good weekend!"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

"It looks brighter over there!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Take a hike.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

No early morning tea past this landing

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'