Weekend Dreamer Gifts

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Have a good weekend!"

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

Late night teddy reading

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Culture Saturday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Time for vacation, time for work.

Asking out a palm reader.

Summertime

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Heading off with a packed bag

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"