Weekend Dreamer Gifts

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"Have a good weekend!"

Unfulfilled

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

Late night teddy reading

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Culture Saturday

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Young Picasso at the Beach

Asking out a palm reader.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Summertime

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'