Three-day Weekend Dreamer Gifts

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"Have a good weekend!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."