Weekend Worrier Gifts

'Stan, perhaps you can stop into my office on Monday. I don't want to ruin your weekend.'

"I was thinking about what we should do this weekend, and I have a few ideas for you to reject."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'T.M.I.F.'

Culture Saturday

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Friday

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

A DIY disaster.

Heading off with a packed bag

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Circus Act

I hate monday mornings.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Getting through the week.

"Have a good weekend!"

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.