Weekend Sleeper Gifts

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

Culture Saturday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Bed Seasons

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Have a good weekend!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"It looks brighter over there!"

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Take a hike.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Unfulfilled

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

Away From it All Exit

Medusa on the weekends.

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'