Weekend Sleeper Pillows

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

Culture Saturday

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Heading off with a packed bag

"Have a good weekend!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Take a hike.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

Away From it All Exit

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'