Outdoor Aesthetics Aficionado Gifts

'I know it's overgrown - we can't find our house!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

Duck Hunt

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Bike Rides