Yard Clean-up Pillows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Lawnmower

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'