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"He loves his leaf blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Beginning Yarder.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Digging.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Hedge Car

Leaves.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."