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Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Digging.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Hedge Car

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Leaves.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'