Yard Boss Pillows

The cat hits a dog with a rake.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Farm Humor.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Digging.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

It was an impulse buy.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Hedge Car

Who are you?

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'