Yard Work Yielder Gifts

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Good News about winter

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."