Quirky Sculpture Lover Pillows

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Nun Fight.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Rodin's Browser

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

"She's a miniature."

Large, wrinkly

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

A Tumble Cow

Egyptian Football

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

The Thinker. The Listener

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"