Quirky Sculpture Lover Pillows

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'What clan do you belong to?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Nun Fight.

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"She's a miniature."

"Beware of the frog"

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Egyptian Football

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Mythical Family of Four.