Statue Lovers Gifts

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

"He was a very good boy."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Juggler and Illusionist

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Frizzbee statue.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

The Thinker. The Listener

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

The Sculptor

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Statue of Liberty

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Hares looking at Euclid