Statue Lovers Gifts

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Alien David statue

"He was a very good boy."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

The Sculptor

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Statue of Liberty

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Modeling gig

Michelangelo's David

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."