Garden Sculptor Pillows

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

The Last Leaf

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Sale! Weed Whackers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'