Garden Art Lover Gifts

Redneck Lawn Art

'Frank! It's Back!!

Gardening and Lochness

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Botany Baby!

The Fall of Gnome

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

I love my dog!

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Spring in Japan.

Game time.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Victorian Garden Romance

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Sculpture

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"