Imaginative Gardener Gifts

Devil watering tails.

Easter egg tree.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Yardless: Please help

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Jacques Lacan

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Snail trap

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Arctic Hothouse

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

Pyramid Garden

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

Watering a plant in the rain.

'I borrowed Timmy's model plane to crop dust the garden.'

The Golfer Gardener

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Solar powered sundial

Jean-Paul Sartre

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Ingenuity

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)