Organic Veggie Enthusiast Gifts

'I said 'open sesame' about forty times, and then I just said 'organic cauliflower'.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Peas on Earth.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Roasted Peppers