Organic Veggie Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I said 'open sesame' about forty times, and then I just said 'organic cauliflower'.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Pea

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Albino broccoli mum!"