Organic Veggie Virtuoso T-Shirts

Organic Salad

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Give quiche a chance!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Onion Tears

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Rap-scallions

Avocado Timeline

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

Free Range Chickens

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Free salad bar.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Your life is in great danger...

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

"How almond milk is made"