Root Vegetable Enthusiast Gifts

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Roasted Peppers

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Peas on Earth.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'