Root Vegetable Enthusiast Pillows

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

Runner Bean...

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Peas on Earth.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'