Root Vegetable Lover Gifts

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

See you at the farmers market!

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

The discovery of asparagus.

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Pea

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'