Sustainable Voyager Prints

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Captain in a storm

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Lifesaver!

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

World's cheapest car

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'