Eco-conscious Cruiser Gifts

Bio Fuels.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Fish Food

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

COP26 GLASGOW

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

Sports car.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

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