Carefree Cruiser Gifts

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Bio Fuels.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Weathervanes.

'No luggage.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"This is where I come to unwind."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'