Cautious Cruiser Gifts

Beware of Everything.

Why do you drive with your brakes on?

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Them/ Us

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

Height barrier accident.

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Drink Driving

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

The Secret of Long Life...

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

Excess Baggage: When in doubt about eating something sold by a street vendor when you're away from home...Don't.

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'