Cautionary Captain Gifts

Searching for a creative gift for someone with a maritime mindset? Our collection for 'cautionary captain' features amusing and thoughtful items that highlight their nautical caution and leadership, perfect for those who steer with care but love to show their maritime flair. Whether it's for a seasoned sailor or a ship's captain at heart, you'll find the ideal humorous gift to acknowledge their cautious yet adventurous spirit.

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"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end." mockup

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt." mockup

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

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Worry tank

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No Immediate Danger

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"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

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"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels." mockup

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

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On the scale of 1-10, do you like it? mockup

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

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Geekasaurus.

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Sportknitting

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'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.' mockup

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

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Them/ Us

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"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..." mockup

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

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Tortoise Goes For A Swim

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A pirate fishes using his hook.

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Height barrier accident.

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"Does anyone have a plan 'F'?"

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"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?" mockup

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

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'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.' mockup

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

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'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't except suites from neighbours.'

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Drink Driving

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'Better slow it down a bit.'

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"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle." mockup

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

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'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.' mockup

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

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Beware of Everything.

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'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.' mockup

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

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the Drill

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The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

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The path of least resistance proceed with caution.

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The Secret of Long Life...

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"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are." mockup

"Yeah, well, I'm not taking any goddam pill until I know what the long-term effects are."

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'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.' mockup

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

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'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!' mockup

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'

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'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.' mockup

'Never, Ever...swat at a fly unless you know for sure it's a fly.'

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"He used to be such a happy, carefree child. Then his invisible playmates became Health & Safety officers."

"He used to be such a happy, carefree child. Then his invisible playmates became Health & Safety officers." mockup

"He used to be such a happy, carefree child. Then his invisible playmates became Health & Safety officers."

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Cautionary Captain Gifts Collection

Cautionary Captain Mugs

Explore more witty and nautical mugs for captains and sailors that bring humor and caution to every sip. Perfect for seaside homes or maritime offices.

Cautionary Captain Pillows

Find the perfect nautical pillows that showcase humor and caution. A playful addition to any sailor's home décor.

Cautionary Captain Prints

Browse our nautical art prints featuring humorous and cautionary themes. Ideal for decorating the space of a maritime enthusiast.

Cautionary Captain T-Shirts

Discover fun and clever t-shirts for captains with a cautious streak. Ideal for maritime adventures or casual days at sea or on land.