Cautionary Strategist Gifts

Searching for a gift that matches your cautionary strategist's crafty nature? Discover a range of clever, amusing, and thoughtful items perfect for those who love to plan, think ahead, and stay one step ahead with their creativity. Our products are designed to celebrate their witty approach and strategic mindset in style.

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'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.' mockup

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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No Immediate Danger

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"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like." mockup

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

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"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?" mockup

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

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"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

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"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string." mockup

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

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Out.

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'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.' mockup

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

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'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...' mockup

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

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The Contrarian funds

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"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side." mockup

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls." mockup

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

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Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved. mockup

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

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Targets

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For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

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