Careless Captain Gifts

Searching for a quirky present for the careless captain? Our collection features amusing items perfect for those who love to sail through life with a laid-back attitude. From witty mugs to playful t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, find something to match their breezy spirit and sense of humor. Whether they're a boating enthusiast or just enjoy the easy-going lifestyle, these gifts add a touch of fun and personality to their everyday routine.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.' mockup

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt." mockup

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

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Murder in Apartment 6-K

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Cleaning Lockers.

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Sportknitting

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Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish. mockup

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

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'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.' mockup

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

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"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing," mockup

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

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Them/ Us

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"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..." mockup

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

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"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?" mockup

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

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'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.' mockup

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

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A pirate fishes using his hook.

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Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts mockup

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

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"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you." mockup

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

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'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!' mockup

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

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'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.' mockup

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

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'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.' mockup

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

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Rags wanted all the bones all the time. mockup

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

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"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle." mockup

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

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"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west." mockup

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

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Clumsy boat man and anchor.

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'Some people just couldn't HAVE fish,' mockup

'Some people just couldn't HAVE fish,'

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White Van Man Computer Game

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"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end." mockup

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

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Bob decides to take the stairs.

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'For Pete's sake, Ted, we're both wearing safety vests - is the warning light really necessary?'

'For Pete's sake, Ted, we're both wearing safety vests - is the warning light really necessary?' mockup

'For Pete's sake, Ted, we're both wearing safety vests - is the warning light really necessary?'

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

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"Careful- it might be a trap!"

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Careless Captain Gifts Collection

Careless Captain Mugs

Discover more humorous and nautical mugs perfect for the careless captain—fun designs that brighten their day with every sip.

Careless Captain Pillows

Explore our collection of cozy pillows that celebrate the laid-back nautical lifestyle—great for relaxing spaces and seafaring sentiments.

Careless Captain Prints

Browse colorful prints that capture the carefree spirit of the nautical adventurer—ideal for decorating their favorite room with maritime humor.

Careless Captain T-Shirts

Find more witty t-shirts that speak to the carefree captain’s love of the sea and humorous personality—perfect for adding some sailor style to their wardrobe.