Careless Captain T-Shirts

'Oh,George,you found my lure.I thought I lost it.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Cleaning Lockers.

Sportknitting

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Them/ Us

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

Gymnast on balancing beam about to slip on a banana skin.

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

'Some people just couldn't HAVE fish,'

White Van Man Computer Game

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

Bob decides to take the stairs.

'For Pete's sake, Ted, we're both wearing safety vests - is the warning light really necessary?'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Careful- it might be a trap!"