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A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Elevator Pitch

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Ramming Speed!"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Sportknitting

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Next years calendar.

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Little doctor. Little Quack

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Once a pirate always a pirate!

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'Closer... closer...'

"I'm exhausted. Get your own damn tea."

Rocket in Bath.

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Milking small business.