Clever Captain Pillows

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Elevator Pitch

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Ramming Speed!"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Sportknitting

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Next years calendar.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

Once a pirate always a pirate!

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'Closer... closer...'

Little doctor. Little Quack

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Rocket in Bath.

Milking small business.

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

Man Walking on a Maze's Walls.