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'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Cleaning Lockers.

Sportknitting

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Shake yer booty!"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'If a raise is what you want, Halverson, a raise is what you get!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Guess who?'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

Vote for Noah for Ship's Captain. I received a campaign contribution from every species except unicorn. Well, I guess that settles that!

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'Closer... closer...'

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

Milking small business.

"Damn it, Ned. You're steering us in circles again."

They're floaties, sir. Because the sea can be a cruel mistress.