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'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Sportknitting

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

Nice For His Boots!

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

R.A. is a nympho.

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

'Of course you fancy me - Look how you make my glasses steam up!'

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

"You're not one of those guys who are afraid of intimacy, are you?"

'He tells his missus he only pops in here for a little piece and quiet!'