Careless Adventures Gifts

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Get crazy once in a while

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Forgotten anything?"

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Living on the Wild Side

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'