Careless Adventures Gifts

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Get crazy once in a while

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Forgotten anything?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

Living on the Wild Side

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'