Careless Antics Enthusiast Gifts

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog Training.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"He wants a second opinion."

It's all gravy.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"Serves you right for licking it!"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.