Careless Antics Enthusiast Prints

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

It's all gravy.

Dog Training.

"He wants a second opinion."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Serves you right for licking it!"

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.